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Headline: "William Shatner gets 'all horse semen' in divorce settlement with fourth wife"
I refuse to read the article because the truth can't possibly be as weird as my imagination.
@ink_slinger I saw this earlier as "William Shatner Wins Horse Semen In Divorce" and could not parse it in any way other than as a game, like the zonk prize in Let's Make A Deal
@ink_slinger I feel like @taweret needs to know about this for some reason
@ink_slinger ah yup, he's retired into breeding horses
@ink_slinger I know Just Enough abt horses to totally understand what this means and I'm sad