So I guess HP sauce will have to get a new Royal Warrant now eh?

But what if Chuckie prefers a different brown sauce with his bangers and mash than dear mummy did what then? How tragic would that be to lose the Royal Warrant?

What if he prefers Heinz 57? Would it cause a scandal? Like, Heinz 57 is the Wallis Simpson of brown sauce!

These are the kind of important issues that consume my brain now and I cannot cope

@msh I have been away from these hallowed halls for a great long time and I fear my brain also cannot cope. 🤓

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