Mark Shane Hayden @msh@coales.co

@ink_slinger Well, it's at least more comforting than the sound of a daisywheel printer.

@technomancy

(Key-mashes home row of Dvorak ergo-keyboard)

"donuts"

What the heck?

@taweret yup athletic and healthy aren't always the same thing.

I work next door to where a former Calgary Flames hockey player works. Real nice guy but yeah his hockey career, and maybe also the pro athlete lifestyle outside the sport, was obviously rough on him.

@taweret

Damn

And yet he's younger than my big sister.

It's unbelievable how pro athletes let themselves go after they are done the sportsball.

@taweret *super* old? Aw c'mon. They can't be THAT old.

Because that would make ME old.

@behold3r

🎶one of these things is not like the others🎶

Oh wait no.

All of these things are just... like... the others.

*sigh*

Also...Why do they make it so hard to tell videogame protagonists apart from serial killers?

@emsenn Something like raspberries or Saskatoon berries would be nice to have along train tracks. Self propagating and hardy--they'd be too much work for shitty people to permanently remove because they'd grow back from the roots in a year lol.

Plus there is something... I don't know... therapeutic about strolling along and picking berries?

Hugs @sean

Try not to judge your worthiness based on the volume of your creative output. You are a loved and respected person as you are. Sometimes we just need to check out...take a bit of a break. Even when it's hectic a "boring" routine can serve as a mental holiday.

Anyways here's some weird shit to giggle at. I think I've sent it before but it seemed relevant again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHH2DFDcpH8

@Ricardus I probably would too, but the first thing I thought of as a DS9 spinoff was Quark's.

I suppose that would just be Cheers In Space. But I liked Cheers too so...

@envgen ah yes, the elusive antidote to imposter syndrome

@cathal

Must have! So FLUFFY!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tLiM-49DJ7k

@marlfuchs In an alternate reality (you know, the sane and sensible one) this was an SNL skit. A follow-up to the Bass-O-Matic, not an actual thing.

@taweret

@benjancewicz

...and incredibly, after all that, it seems his gonads remain unscathed.

@ella_kane you can't just have one

With some people it's cookies. With others it's tattoos. With still others it's plants.

@Elizafox nobody can afford a flying car of their own so they all have to take the flying bus.

@garbados Sometimes I'm Frank.

Once in awhile I might even be Frances.

But I'll NEVER be Shirley.

So don't call me Shirley.